• CasKev
    269
    @Hanover I think literal cats are probably a lot easier to negotiate with... consider yourself lucky!
  • Sir2u
    611
    Yeah, but they didn't teach me how to negotiate with cats. I'm talking literal cats here, so keep your mind out of the gutter.Hanover

    Bloody useless degree if they didn't give cat language classes. :D
  • ArguingWAristotleTiff
    1.3k
    Bloody useless degree if they didn't give cat language classes. :DSir2u

    Or if they make you get your mind out of the gutter O:)
  • CasKev
    269
    Who let Transcended Realms and his packets back in?
  • ArguingWAristotleTiff
    1.3k
    When the world gets dark and you can no longer see
    Just let my love throw a spark and have a little faith in me....
  • Hanover
    2.1k
    First we douse you in gasoline.
  • Sir2u
    611
    Marshmallows anyone? X-)
  • Hanover
    2.1k
    Years ago when coaching 8 year olds in soccer, Keith kept throwing small sticks at Anthony, so I made Keith sit out, and so he sat on the cooler and cawed like a crow.

    Two questions: (1) is anyone here crow cawing Keith?, and (2) if you're not, and we can't find him, can you write about him on your milk carton to help me find him? I really need to find him. He has my keys and I can't get home.
  • CasKev
    269
    @Hanover

    I would start with Rich and Transcended Realms. Though not as nasty as Thanatos Harris, neither one of them likes having their ideas challenged, and it often results in incessant cawing and stick throwing.
  • Sir2u
    611
    Years ago when coaching 8 year olds in soccer, Keith kept throwing small sticks at Anthony,Hanover

    Ok, I have just one little question.

    If you were training them to play soccer, I presume that you were on a soccer field.
    If you were on a soccer field, where the hell did the little brat get the small sticks from?
  • Hanover
    2.1k
    The small sticks came from the branches that came from the trees that came from the ground that came from the earth that came from the sky that came from the cat that came from the book that came from the man with the mangled hand who hung out in the garden waiting for the cart full of the weeds that had been pulled and were on their way to the simmering pile by the brook where no man dare tread.

    That's where the sticks came from.

    Duh.
  • Posty McPostface
    1.8k
    What has been said cannot be unsaid. It is what it is. And where of one cannot speak then better leave unsaid.
  • CasKev
    269
    Posty McPostface is a Greedy Gus. There. I said it, it can't be unsaid, and it is what it is. He wanted the Last Word, but he can't have it!
  • Sir2u
    611
    The small sticks came from the branches that came from the trees that came from the ground that came from the earth that came from the sky that came from the cat that came from the book that came from the man with the mangled hand who hung out in the garden waiting for the cart full of the weeds that had been pulled and were on their way to the simmering pile by the brook where no man dare tread.

    That's where the sticks came from.

    Duh.
    Hanover

    Hey OK, I only asked. Don't get your knickers in a twist.
  • Sir2u
    611
    Posty McPostface is a Greedy Gus. There. I said it, it can't be unsaid, and it is what it is. He wanted the Last Word, but he can't have it!CasKev

    Yeah, he is tricky like that isn't he.

    But what is not shall not be.
  • CasKev
    269
    This thread almost made it to the fourth page. Someone might try to declare themselves a winner if that were to happen!
  • Harry Hindu
    749
    If you wish to measure someone's lack of delusion, just ask them how many unwelcome beliefs they have.
  • Sir2u
    611
    This thread almost made it to the fourth page. Someone might try to declare themselves a winner if that were to happen!CasKev

    This quote is on page 19 according to my counter?

    So I had better call myself the winner and the rest of you can just piss of and play around in another thread.
  • Harry Hindu
    749
    Word.

    Up.
  • CasKev
    269
    Why was the philosophy forum so nice to lie in?

    It had a high thread count! :D
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