• ArguingWAristotleTiff
    947

    Well sure, you made the offer and it would benefit our happy home but in light of Hanover's limited knowledge of PayPal, I think step by step pictures would be most helpful. Don't you? 8-)
    Remember how easy it was to read.picture books? Same idea just a different kinda book.
  • Baden
    2.1k


    A lobotomized monkey could follow those instructions without visual aids. In other words, yes, Hanover probably does need more help.
  • TimeLine
    750
    For real, if you give me an address, I'll send a check. I don't know another way.Hanover

    It's cheque. And those peas in your awkward dinners you post for everyone to see are not considered a vegetable.
  • Hanover
    1.7k
    A lobotomized monkey could follow those instructions without visual aids. In other words, yes, Hanover probably does need more help.Baden

    How do you know what a lobotomized monkey would do? My guess is that you're just guessing and you want everyone here to think you have the balls to actually lobotomize a monkey, but I know you'd probably start feeling queasy like a little baby when you started jamming the steel bar up the monkey's nose into his brain.
  • Hanover
    1.7k
    It's cheque. And those peas in your awkward dinners you post for everyone to see are not considered a vegetable.TimeLine

    You don't know American, so stop trying to act like some sort of spelling bee queen. I'll have you know that I raised two kids off those mixed pea dinner treats, both of them performing well above the educational standards that have riddled the deep south since cession.

    Send me a pic of your food and see how it feels when I ridicule you. When the shoe's on the other foot, you won't be laughing so hard then.
  • Posty McPostface
    1.5k


    Drop the double standards, please.
  • TimeLine
    750


    My recipes get published. I would not want to further ridicule you by posting them. :-*
  • Hanover
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    Hanover's Baked Chicken
    1 chicken cut up
    Season salt (the red kind)
    Salt
    Pepper

    Put the chicken in a roasting pan and sprinkle the other stuff on it. Cook at 425 F for about an hour.

    Now I've been published.
  • TimeLine
    750
    Do you mean paprika?
  • Hanover
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    No, I mean ferocious season salt for all your seasoning needs. kj0kw6v2pmknqikj.jpg
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  • TimeLine
    750


    Oh right, the one that contains paprika.
  • jamalrob
    1.4k
    I don't really want to receive cash or checks.
  • ArguingWAristotleTiff
    947
    I don't really want to receive cash or checks.jamalrob

    I cannot say that I have ever heard those words put together in a sentence like that. :-O
  • Michael
    4k
    If it helps, he only said "don't really", not "really don't".
  • ArguingWAristotleTiff
    947
    If it helps, he only said "don't really", not "really don't".Michael

    I really need a small version of you that I can carry around in my back pocket that puts words in an order that I hadn't thought of before.
  • jamalrob
    1.4k
    A back pocket seems like a reckless place to keep a miniature Englishman.
  • Michael
    4k
    I really need a small version of you that I can carry around in my back pocket that puts words in an order that I hadn't thought of before.ArguingWAristotleTiff

    Really need a small version or need a really small version?
  • bert1
    95
    I'd really like to know if Hanover managed to make a paypal payment. I'm already stressed and tired and it would be one thing off my mind.
  • ArguingWAristotleTiff
    947
    A back pocket seems like a reckless place to keep a miniature Englishman.jamalrob

    Not nearly as reckless as keeping a miniature Englishman in my front pocket would be. ;)
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