• discoii
    196
    Um, I'm some sort of dirty commie, so I'll probably just share it with him.
  • Hanover
    1.1k
    To my sporting Irish colleagues, I offer you this contest. Fill in the last line of this limerick. The winner is awarded random deviant of the day:

    I was petting my sweet little feline
    As she purred in my lap near my zip line
    Her paws kneeded in
    So I pushed down her chin
    __________________________?
  • Lower Case NUMBERS
    46
    "Just think with your dick and write it out quick. "
    Beautiful.
  • Hanover
    1.1k
    What counts as sexual deviancy?Michael

    Having sex with a reindeer only to have a bloody beaver emerge from the reindeer's vagina and then that beaver bracing himself for additional sexual assault. That counts as sexual deviancy. I can arrive at more examples and then we can see if we can locate an underlying principle that distinguishes the deviant from the norm. In the search for essence, I think it's best to use sexual deviance as your object, as opposed to ordinary cups.
  • Baden
    1.4k
    I was petting my sweet little feline
    As she purred in my lap near my zip line
    Her paws kneeded in
    So I pushed down her chin
    __________________________?
    Hanover

    And though she stopped breathing I felt fine (?)
  • Wosret
    1.3k
    I was petting my sweet little feline
    As she purred in my lap near my zip line
    Her paws kneeded in
    So I pushed down her chin
    __________________________?
    Hanover

    And they my wife walked in and I forgot how to rhyme.
  • Hanover
    1.1k
    Lol. Very very nice. Bestiality and necrophilia all wrapped into one.
  • Hanover
    1.1k
    I particularly like the misuse of "they" instead of "then," adding a purely random element and also the fact that "rhyme" almost rhymes with feline, but doesn't, adding a complex irony, which is important. While not particularly good, I feel you have contributed to the art.
  • Baden
    1.4k
    Bestiality and necrophilia all wrapped into one.Hanover

    That's the way I roll. (Y)
  • Wosret
    1.3k


    It has a kind of rhyme for which my mind pines.

    I corrected the "they" to "then", I'll have to change it back.
  • Hanover
    1.1k
    As Baden indicated, you are to type it out quick. Evidencing of editing shows unacceptable temperance.
  • Baden
    1.4k


    Indeed. Your posts should be virgins with the souls of whores. Don't fuck with them.
  • Hanover
    1.1k
    Joyously tearing her pelt from her spine.

    Deviance x 1000. BAM!

    That one actually made me want to check myself in somewhere.
  • Wosret
    1.3k
    And then upon my dick she did dine. As he tiny depthless dagger filled mouth would be useless for fellatio... um... which is what I planned the whole time!
  • Baden
    1.4k
    4am in the morning here. Just finished masturbating at the thought of Agustino masturbating at the thought of me masturbating at the thought of Agustino reading about me masturbating about him.
  • Baden
    1.4k
    Well, despite the fact that I haven't had this much fun since my last hamster died, sleep beckons. Adieu... O:)
  • ArguingWAristotleTiff
    581
    OMG I simply cannot breathe!
    LolOLOLolOLolOlOlOOL
  • ArguingWAristotleTiff
    581
    I was petting my sweet little feline
    As she purred in my lap near my zip line
    Her paws kneeded in
    So I pushed down her chin
    And she said fucking anchovies again?
    Hanover
    8-)
  • Hanover
    1.1k
    Haha. Wow, look at you, getting in on the deviancy.
  • Cavacava
    890
    "I was petting my sweet little feline
    As she purred in my lap near my zip line
    Her paws kneeded in
    So I pushed down her chin"

    Much to my chagrin as she unsheathed
    her claws and tightened her grip
    I let a big one rip
    Scardy cat fled to the mat.
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