Two blonde threes walk into a foursome. "Hey, handsome," said one of the lissome threesome, "hand me some?" "Ah!" replied the rowsome bluesome. "I am a beausome lumberjack, I like some bosome... erm, miss some. Some misses I get though. I like a direct miss, who don't mess much or muss my hair." "Don't get your panties in a bunch," replied the moosome kisssome. "Some like it hot." — szardosszemagad
, "what was the year before creation? "Year -1. Or 1 BC," Says the priest. "And the year before that?" asks the math guy. "2 BC," says the priest. "What was the very first year before creation?" "Year Infinity BC, I suppose," says the priest. "So what number was the next year?" "Erm... infinity minus one BC, I surmise." "Okay... so what year did the switch happen, the switch from the year Infinity - N (here N is a positive integer) to a nominative integer, say, 2432 BC?" The priest thinks for a while and says, "Now I'm going to slug you. Very hard."A mathematician and a priest are having lunch. The mathematician asks — T Clark
, "what was the year before creation? "Year -1. Or 1 BC," Says the priest. "And the year before that?" asks the math guy. "2 BC," says the priest. "What was the very first year before creation?" "Year Infinity BC, I suppose," says the priest. "So what number was the next year?" "Erm... infinity minus one BC, I surmise." "Okay... so what year did the switch happen, the switch from the year Infinity - N (here N is a positive integer) to a nominative integer, say, 2432 BC?" The priest thinks for a while and says, "Now I'm going to slug you. Very hard." — szardosszemagad
I accused Nils Loc of being a computer. I think I'll accuse you of being monkey's with typewriters. — T Clark
This is only a suggestion - but you guys could try telling actual jokes. That's kind of the idea behind this discussion. — T Clark
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