• Janus
    5.7k
    Is there an Agustino in the forum. We need one to poke.

    What if all ___ ran ___?
    Lone Wolf

    What if all humanity ran after Agustino?

    Oh, sorry, I broke the sequence.

    I think Stormy Daniels will bow to Donald Trump, and so show her naked intentions.

    I'd like____take_____the park_______love_____the moonlight.
  • Purple Pond
    193
    I'd like to take my girl to the park and make love in the moonlight.

    I really don't give a ____ about other people and that's why I have no ____.
  • Waya
    857
    I really don't give a lemon about other people and that's why I have no lemonade.

    Life is a ___, so we __.
  • CuddlyHedgehog
    459
    Life is a bitch, so we screw it.

    Your____ gives me the _____.
  • charleton
    1.2k
    Your____ gives me the _____.CuddlyHedgehog

    Your opinion gives me the jip.

    More clearly express your _____, and you shall then ______
  • CuddlyHedgehog
    459
    More clearly express your opinion, and you shall then be condemned to the Gallows.

    Never try to teach a _____ to ______.
  • Purple Pond
    193
    Never try to teach a @CuddlyHedgehog to hug.

    Elephants will learn to jump rope before ________.
  • charleton
    1.2k
    Elephants will learn to jump rope before ________.Purple Pond

    Elephants will learn to jump rope before Augustino responds to a challenging question about Theodicy.

    Never give a ________, a(n) ______ crack of the _____
  • Janus
    5.7k
    Never give a ________, a(n) ______ crack of the _____charleton

    Never give a wanker a chance not to dance to the crack of the whip.

    I am_________of your___________
  • charleton
    1.2k
    I am_________of your___________Janus

    I am the father's brother of your mother's father's son. Who am I?

    If you are _______, right now, think of how ______ I am!
  • CuddlyHedgehog
    459
    If you are horny, right now, think of how thorny I am!

    No point in _________ you. You will always be ________.
  • Caldwell
    161
    No point in straightening you. You will always be crooked.


    Some ________ are round, and some ______ are _________.
  • Pacem
    40
    Some thoughts are round and some thoughts are angled. :))

    If you_________, then you must ___________.
  • Waya
    857
    If you cry, then you must blow your nose.
    The morning is _____, but also the night.
  • javra
    589
    The morning is not the only transient timespan when utterly new and always different events unfold despite it being the same exact re-occurrence for all of humanity’s history, but also the night.

    (truth in advertising: this one's taken from a Doors song)

    You know the day __________ the night; night _________ the day.
  • Waya
    857
    You know the day illuminates the night; night becomes the day.
    I am so ___, yet I must continue ______.
  • Mr Phil O'Sophy
    966
    I am behind in my essay, yet I must continue to procrastinate.

    When I ___________, I’m going to __________.
  • Waya
    857
    When I work too late, I'm going to be tired in the morning.

    Writing gives ____ to the soul.
  • Mr Phil O'Sophy
    966
    Writing gives a kidney punch to the soul.

    A _________ to a _________.
  • Waya
    857
    A watermelon to a bowl. :yum:
    Being alone is like___ .
  • Codger
    9
    Being alone is like having a license to kill.

    For every day I _____, I must ______.
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