666-666-6666 The phone number of the beast — T Clark

I realized I left out some important information. First - I left out the country code. The full number should be - 66-666-666-6666.

Second - I forget to give the toll-free number - 800-666-666 - free in the USA.

Number of letters in my first name: 6. Number of letters in my middle name: 6. Number of letters in my last name: 6.

Number of letters in my first name: 6. Number of letters in my middle name: 6. Number of letters in my last name: 6. — S

There's only one letter in your name.

There's only one letter in your name. — T Clark

Username. Maybe that can be today's word of the day.

Username. Maybe that can be today's word of the day. — S

@s - The username of the beast.

Lesser known movies:

• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly – remake with Chevy Chase, Pauli Shore, and Sir Lawrence Olivier
• Uber Driver
• Indiana Jones and the Flat Tire
• Mystic River Pizza
• The Girl with the Hello Kitty Tattoo
• An Inconvenient Supreme Court
• Franz Kafka's It's a Wonderful Life

These are like Readers Digest/dad jokes.

These are like Readers Digest/dad jokes. — Hanover

Lesser known Shakespeare quotes:

• I got married to the widow next door. She's been married four times before - Henry V
• That was no lady, that was my wife - Macbeth
• The first thing we do, let's kill all the Kardashians - Henry VI Part II
• Hello, my name is Hamlet. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Hamlet
• Yeah, Pop was kind of a dick - Richard IV.
• Geez, I can never remember - are we Montagues or Capulets? - Romeo and Juliet
• Cheese it, the copse. - Macbeth (stolen)

Lesser known Star Trek quotes

• “Oy, vey, it’s the Romulans.” – from Star Trek the Next Generation (STNG) Season 5, Episode 4 – “Data Converts to Judaism.”
  
• “Tribble stew, that is a very logical solution.” – from original Star Trek (OST) Season 2, Episode 5 – “The Trouble with Tribbles.”
  
• “Q, you asshole, it’s been 350 years. No, Trump didn’t win.” – from Star Trek Deep Space 9 (DS9), Season 1, Episode 5 – “Q-less.”
  
• “No, Captain, are ye daft? We can’t go ‘warp bazillion.’” – from OST Season 3, Episode 4 – “Kirk Goes to Rehab.”
  
• “Shit, I can never remember. Am I Six or Seven of Nine?” – Star Trek Voyager (STV), Season 6, Episode 4 – “Borg, Schmorg.”
  
• “Since 1775 there have been 24 valiant ships with the ‘Enterprise’ name, not counting the one fucking Kirk lost to the fucking Klingons in a fucking card game.” – from STNG, Season 5, Episode 22 – “Imaginary Friend.”
  
• “God damn it, of course you ‘sense great pain, great anger.’ I just got my dick caught in my zipper.” – from STNG, Season 3, Episode 19 – “Captain’s Holiday.”

I got married to the widow next door. She's been married seven times before — T Clark

I think I heard the song. And it was famous.

I think I heard the song. And it was famous. — Sir2u

I remember it vividly. Driving down the lane to my grandfather's farm on a dirt road with the windows down in the summer of 1965. Listening on WCAO from Baltimore - Top 20 radio. It was very short. I loved it. I heard it so many times in the first two weeks after it came out that I couldn't listen again for 20 years. Those were the days before FM radio and album rock format.

The good old days when it was not necessary to sing about sex or wear almost nothing to be famous.