How about something like, “Perverse Syllogisms Exemplifying Amorphous Truths”, or,

“The Pontifical Apotheosis of Involved Realism”, or,

“Why Cataplectic Algorithms Result in Skewed Parallelism”, or,

“Neminem Pello ut Omnes Amem”, etc.



I’m sure some of you can come up with better OPs than these...