I can go very deep. — Jamal

I hope you don't mind, but I'd like to preempt any response @Hanover might have to this.

Hey, Hanover. I have dibs on this one.

I can go very deep. — Jamal

Wait, wait. I have a better one. My new catchphrase.

That's what @Hanover said.

Georgia is divided by a gnat line. If you're south of the gnat line, your eyes and mouths will be swarmed by annoying gnats all summer long. It's a real thing. I've lost many a friend to those gnats, but generally speaking, gnats are good people.

What did the gnat say when he fucked the elephant?

Who's your daddy now?

Sorry, had to leave that joke. It really got a laugh out of me.

That gnat has quite the self-confidence. Reminds me of nobody I know.

Who's your daddy now? — Hanover

That's what @Hanover said. Yes, I know you really said it, but I wanted to try it out.

your eyes and mouths will be swarmed by annoying gnats all summer long — Hanover

How many mouths do people have in Georgia?

Just wanted to make sure all you outsiders saw this:

Residents’ Right to Be Rude Upheld by Massachusetts Supreme Court — Some website

If you come to Massachusetts, don't say you haven't been warned.

In related news... Massachusetts was named 8th least polite state in a survey of posts to web sites.

Montana most polite state in the U.S., while Californians could use some lessons in manners — Some other website

Sometimes when they put those caution cones out it creates hazardous conditions where you might crash into one and injure a bystander, so we should put out caution cones to warn people there are caution cones ahead.

That infinite regress is going to be very expensive.

It's to keep kids safe, though. I don't know how we can be neglectful about it.

#1 OR #2? Love Shostakovich!

12 hours since the last Shoutbox post... hmmm... any hangovers from St Pat’s? :wink:

March 17th is the one day of the year on which I cannot drink alcohol, because it’s my Gran’s birthday. She was a strict teetotaller, so in her memory I abstain from it myself.

To celebrate my celebration of Gran’s birthday yesterday, today I’m having a few glasses of wine.

it’s my Gran’s birthday. — Jamal

It it is my younger son's birthday too. He is not a teetotaler. I bought him a six-pack of fancy-schmancy beer and a gift certificate to his favorite beer store.

Tell TC junior Jamal says happy birthday and cheers.

My Dad never bought me beer. Could you be my Dad too please?

In maintaining the long standing Hanover tradition, my kids don't drink or cuss around their parents, pretending to have avoided such vices.

Could you be my Dad too please? — Jamal

That sentence would have a different meaning if you said daddy I think.

:grimace:

Could you be my Dad too please? — Jamal

I think I've told you this before - you're the mommy and @Baden is the daddy. So, no, I can't be your father.

…

… — Jamal

Nice use of "...."

To celebrate my celebration of Gran’s birthday yesterday, today I’m having a few glasses of wine. — Jamal

She’d be proud of you!

Erm... ‘cept for the booze, I guess. Lol :rofl:

That sentence would have a different meaning if you said daddy I think. — Hanover

Hmm, interesting! How so? :snicker:

Maybe Stoicism isn’t so bad after all…

That frog is very wise. I will buy his books and follow his teachings, wherever they may lead.
I may be gone for awhile.