• Sir2u
    1.1k
    The Greeks won the Great Tomato War of 1386.

    It makes _________ to be ______________
  • Purple Pond
    193
    It makes no sense to be upset over spoiled milk.

    There's no _______ in a _________.
  • René Descartes
    590


    There's no health benefits in a coke.

    My grandparents always told me the great story of when _____. I always remembered answering _____.
  • Harikrishna nair
    7
    My grandparents always told me the great story of when the frog and the hamster had a debate. Then they asked me who i thought was more intelligent. I always remember answering ladybug!!
    It's just that________. Why don't___________?
  • Sir2u
    1.1k
    It's just that you should not let a hamster debate with a frog. Why don't you try a toad with a rat?

    Is there a _____________ in the forum. We need one to ________________.
  • Waya
    739
    Is there an @Agustino in the forum. We need one to poke.

    What if all ___ ran ___?
  • Caldwell
    141
    What if all underwear ran extra large?

    How do you _______ after you _____ ?
  • René Descartes
    590


    How do you survive after you spend 100 days in the Sahara desert with nothing but a car door.

    An Englishman and a Scotsman and an Irishman go to a ____. Each of them takes one thing each. The Englishman takes a ____, the Scotsman a _____ and the Irishman a _____. The Irishman asks the Englishman "Why did you take _____?" To which the Englishman replies "_____." The Irishman proceeds to ask the Scotsman why he took _____, to which the Scotsman answers "_____, of course." The Scotsman then asks the Irishman: "Why on Earth, laddie, would you take _____?" The Irishman has a smile on his face and says ”_____.” The End. Hahahaha.
  • unenlightened
    2.4k
    An Englishman and a Scotsman and an Irishman go to a new continent. Each of them takes one thing each. The Englishman takes a gun, the Scotsman a knife and the Irishman a potato. The Irishman asks the Englishman "Why did you take gun?" To which the Englishman replies "to hunt for meat." The Irishman proceeds to ask the Scotsman why he took a knife, to which the Scotsman answers "to butcher the meat, of course." The Scotsman then asks the Irishman: "Why on Earth, laddie, would you take a potato?" The Irishman has a smile on his face and says ”What's a steak without chips?.” The End. Hahahaha.

    Paradoxically, the real _____ is _____.
  • Agustino
    11.1k
    Paradoxically, the real _____ is _____.unenlightened
    Paradoxically, the real pee pee tape is in America :lol:

    I think Stormy Daniels will ____________ to Donald Trump, and so ______________.
  • Janus
    5.4k
    Is there an Agustino in the forum. We need one to poke.

    What if all ___ ran ___?
    Lone Wolf

    What if all humanity ran after Agustino?

    Oh, sorry, I broke the sequence.

    I think Stormy Daniels will bow to Donald Trump, and so show her naked intentions.

    I'd like____take_____the park_______love_____the moonlight.
  • Purple Pond
    193
    I'd like to take my girl to the park and make love in the moonlight.

    I really don't give a ____ about other people and that's why I have no ____.
  • Waya
    739
    I really don't give a lemon about other people and that's why I have no lemonade.

    Life is a ___, so we __.
  • CuddlyHedgehog
    459
    Life is a bitch, so we screw it.

    Your____ gives me the _____.
  • charleton
    1.2k
    Your____ gives me the _____.CuddlyHedgehog

    Your opinion gives me the jip.

    More clearly express your _____, and you shall then ______
  • CuddlyHedgehog
    459
    More clearly express your opinion, and you shall then be condemned to the Gallows.

    Never try to teach a _____ to ______.
  • Purple Pond
    193
    Never try to teach a @CuddlyHedgehog to hug.

    Elephants will learn to jump rope before ________.
  • charleton
    1.2k
    Elephants will learn to jump rope before ________.Purple Pond

    Elephants will learn to jump rope before Augustino responds to a challenging question about Theodicy.

    Never give a ________, a(n) ______ crack of the _____
  • Janus
    5.4k
    Never give a ________, a(n) ______ crack of the _____charleton

    Never give a wanker a chance not to dance to the crack of the whip.

    I am_________of your___________
  • charleton
    1.2k
    I am_________of your___________Janus

    I am the father's brother of your mother's father's son. Who am I?

    If you are _______, right now, think of how ______ I am!
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