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People, what do you make of the recent UFO or UAP hearing in various countries, like the "alien" bodies in Mexico? — Hailey

I think Mexico is looking for someone else to blame for the problems with the drug cartels, the gringos don't accept that they are to blame but Mexico still needs the AID packets.

Recent philosophy position posting.

Don't worry, you never had a chance anyway. :up:

And "Merry poppins"? Are you aware of the history of LSD and its relationship with sugar? — Metaphysician Undercover

I am skeptical there's any hidden meaning in the song.

And if, while the trolley was traversing the 1,000 miles, a team of surgeons replaced all the organs of the person tied to the track, what then?

Puff the Magic Dragon is about a little boy growing up.

I'm certain of that.

Puff the Magic Dragon is about a little boy growing up.

I'm certain of that. — Hanover

Was his mom a crack ho?

Was his mom a crack ho? — frank

Coincidentally yes, but that has no impact on the meaning of the song. She just happens to enjoy cocaine byproducts and the company of men for payment.

I am skeptical there's any hidden meaning in the song. — T Clark

Her umbrella though is a clear representation of a horse cock. I always thought that was weird and didn't otherwise fit into the image she was meant to portray.

Her umbrella though is a clear representation of a horse cock. — Hanover

I had not heard that, although I did read that if you play the lyrics to the song "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" backwards it says "Make America Great Again."

For some reason I confuse The Sound of Music with Mary Poppins. I realize there are differences, but that's just the way it's going to be.

For some reason I confuse The Sound of Music with Mary Poppins — Hanover

Easy mistake to make. The Nazis in Mary Poppins are played by the Disney family.

Her umbrella though is a clear representation of a horse cock. — Hanover

Actual horse condom; only those certified as hung-like-a-horse are eligible to buy, possess, and use these.

The Stallion Condom would make a nice case for her horse-cock umbrella. And if she came across a raging stallion (like you, for instance) she'd be ready to go.

Actual horse condom; only those certified as hung-like-a-horse are eligible to buy, possess, and use these. — BC

Speaking of farm animal intercourse, I saw this show on sheep breeding where they placed two rams among hundreds of ewes in order to impregnate the lot of them. They put a pad on each ram's belly, one with blue ink, the other with red, so they could they determine which ram visited upon which ewe by the color left on the ewe's back.

One ewe was clearly more prolific than the other as it turned out. There were also no untapped prudish ewes nor were there any whorish purple backed ewes.

Anywho, I have a biege pad on my belly, so if you see any satisfied ladies or ewes wandering about with biege backsides, rest assured Hanover got there first.

nor were there any whorish purple backed ewes. — Hanover

I think it's kind of sexist to refer to purple backed ewes as "whores."

I think it's kind of sexist to refer to purple backed ewes as "whores." — frank

I believe an ewe that saves herself for a single ram is of higher virtue. I'm old school that way. On the other hand, it doesn't matter to me how nanny goats behave, and I think nothing more or less of them, regardless of how many billys they allow into their lair. It's farily species specific with me when it comes to what I consider appropriate love making.

It's farily species specific with me when it comes to what I consider appropriate love making. — Hanover

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gorgeous day in NYC

Actual horse condom; only those certified as hung-like-a-horse are eligible to buy, possess, and use these. — BC

I was considering the purpose of an actual horse condom, and setting aside the possibility of its use during inter-species sexual relations to save a young lady from the unkemptness that would follow such an act, I considered two other possibilities: (1) to allow mares to go about their day along with stallions without the fear and embarrassment of unplanned pregnancy, or (2) to secure a semen sample through a sex act that could then be transferred to the preferred mare.

As to #1, I didn't think this likely because (a) it is doubtful the device would remain in place during periods of flaccidity and non-sexual horseplay, but it would instead drop to the ground where a young child might use it to suffocate himself; and (b) one must remember that an alternative use for horsecock other than sexual relations is for urinary release and in such an instance the casual condomed horse would become the donner of an offensive piss-balloon, an object no horse would tolerate pendulating from his member.

As to #2, the idea of there being a surrogate horsecunt that could be used to stimulate and release the semen so that it could then be transferred to a sisterhorsecunt is an interesting concept, but it seems too complex. It would be easier just to manipulate the horsecock back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, until the desired result were reached, which honestly might require some horseball massage as well, but that still seems easier than the surrogate horsecunt idea.

Had a spicy chicken biscuit for breakfast.

I am skeptical there's any hidden meaning in the song. — T Clark

I am skeptical there is any song without hidden meaning. I perceive hidden meaning in every song --- or maybe that's just me. But if I perceive it, and you do not, then doesn't that mean that it's hidden from you? Therefore it is hidden meaning. Agree?

Of course asking the author does no good, because if there is meaning which is intentionally hidden, the author couldn't tell you because then it would not be hidden.

Your second guess is what horse condoms are actually used for. They are placed inside of the ersatz horse vagina on an (apparently convincing framework of some sort) which the stallion mounts and copulates with, ejaculating copious horse semen into the rubber bag. This is all for the purpose of genetic engineering--the right stallion with the right mare, wherever they might be.

Sometimes the intended couple just can't stand each other and won't mate. Roll in the Ejacutron.

Left to their own devices, they'll maybe do it in the road and be done with it.

This all began with your confusing a horse cock with an umbrella. As Sigmund said, "a thing is phallic
if it's longer than it's wide."

I am skeptical there is any song without hidden meaning. I perceive hidden meaning in every song --- or maybe that's just me. But if I perceive it, and you do not, then doesn't that mean that it's hidden from you? Therefore it is hidden meaning. Agree? — Metaphysician Undercover

People see what they see in songs, I won't argue with that, but I think the issue here is meanings that are intentionally hidden. I don't think the songwriters of those two songs intended any hidden drug references. I believe them when they say there aren't any.

People see what they see in songs, I won't argue with that, but I think the issue here is meanings that are intentionally hidden. I don't think the songwriters of those two songs intended any hidden drug references. I believe them when they say there aren't any.

Usually "hidden meanings" are like cloud animals, they're created from the mind of the viewer not the producer.

Usually "hidden meanings" are like cloud animals, they're created from the mind of the viewer not the producer. — LuckyR

People see patterns, even if there's nothing there. It's what we do. I guess it's what all animals with a nervous system do.

Usually "hidden meanings" are like cloud animals, they're created from the mind of the viewer not the producer.
— LuckyR

People see patterns, even if there's nothing there. It's what we do. I guess it's what all animals with a nervous system do. — T Clark

Hence the non-existence of double-entendre, as the bishop never said to the actress.

Not a single "shana tovah" ?

Really?

Not a single "shana tovah" ? — Hanover

I am deeply sorry, Hanover. Shana tova u’metuka!

Pomegranates, wine, apple and honey. These are the main symbols of this ceremony; which one would you pick up?

People see patterns, even if there's nothing there. — T Clark

Then how do you know when there's actually a pattern or if you're just seeing one that's not there?