Of course. Why wouldn't I?

Also I'd like it to stop the ageing please.

Deal. As long as I also get some wings so I can fly like a bird,

Of course. Why wouldn't I? — Michael

Good point. Either or both is good then, Tiff.

Definitely. Where's the downside?

Mmmmm.... Nano chips! :yum: Now in cool ranch flavor. Crunchier with 50% less fat and spyware!

The gulf stream heat conveyor is threatening to shut down. Britain's dependence on natural gas will end before the supply does. :grimace:

Why wouldn't I? — Michael

Because there is no stopping the aging process. The Nano chip only cures diseases.
Do you still want to take the chip?

Deal. As long as I also get some wings so I can fly like a bird, — Baden

Sorry no wings. Just a disease free life but still aging. Deal?

Good point. Either or both is good then, Tiff. — Baden

It cannot be both. Either has it's consequences but you are only being offered a Nano chip that keeps your body disease free. Still game?

Tiff, it seems like you're asking something analagous to: Do I want a thousand dollars plus nothing, or do I want just nothing. Obviously, I'll take the former. What's the dilemma here?

Definitely. Where's the downside? — Moliere

The downside of your choice to take the Nano chip to keep your body free of disease but does not affect the aging process is what happens when your children decide to not take the Nano chip or when those your age decide to not opt in.
The older I get, the more commonality I have with close friends but the harder it seems to make new friends. So if those around me chose to opt out, I would have to endure the loss of those while I remain disease free but quite possibly lonely.
I think the fundamental need to be with others we love and who love us outweighs the desire to live much beyond those around us. There is a natural order to life and death which I think needs to be respected in order to keep the balance in check.
Thoughts?

What's the dilemma here? — Baden

I am not sure that there is a dilemma. I am exploring it with you. I don't have the answer.

Oh thanks, I just thought it was funny that I wasn't getting any responses anywhere.

It likely gives you super autism. You know, as it is like a super vaccine.

*whispers*

When do we start talking about kitten's?

Blondie kitten, OMG!

Because there is no stopping the aging process. The Nano chip only cures diseases.
Do you still want to take the chip? — ArguingWAristotleTiff

Maybe I've misunderstood your question. Does this chip also stop me from dying from age-related issues like organ failure? So immortality but without eternal youth like Tithonus from Greek mythology?

Go home Blondie kitten, you're drunk! But do send word to Luke Starswatter. Now for the mane event.

Mmmmm.... Nano chips! :yum: Now in cool ranch flavor. Crunchier with 50% less fat and spyware! — 0 thru 9

I failed to tell you that your response made me lol. :lol:

It likely gives you super autism. You know, as it is like a super vaccine. — All sight

You bring up a good point, I never thought of the mental consequences quite like that.

Maybe I've misunderstood your question. Does this chip also stop me from dying from age-related issues like organ failure? So immortality but without eternal youth like Tithonus from Greek mythology? — Michael

Yes! Exactly!
Are you taking the Nano chip?

We do offer organic Hummus and Pita bread if you want the alternate menu choice

Are you taking the Nano chip? — ArguingWAristotleTiff

Yep.

I failed to tell you that your response made me lol. :lol: — ArguingWAristotleTiff

:grin:

About getting a chip implant... imo, I don’t trust the general medical industry and pharmaceutical phactory any further than I can throw it. If vitamins, herbs, exercise, and natural foods and therapies don’t do it, then I’ll mostly pass. Except for emergencies and such... Cutting down on sugar and refined carbs might be the healthiest thing I’ve ever done. Less acidic food equals less corrosion/inflammation/infection equals less disease. YMMV.

Go home Blondie kitten, you're drunk! But do send word to Luke Starswatter. Now for the mane event. — All sight

Help me Obi-won meow meow! You’re our only meow meow! :pray: :yum:

Is dementia a disease, or part of the ageing process? And Can I have some nano mayo with my chip?

Too cute! The cat must be rolling with those saucers like that. Haha.

Non-hypothetical quote: "Lagoons of Pig Waste Are Overflowing After Florence. Yes, That’s as Nasty as It Sounds."

Hmmmm, sounds like Washington, DC at its best.

It's a catastrophe.