But insofar as physics is purported to be about what is real, then dorm-room bull is inevitable, as far as I am concerned. — Wayfarer
But physics can't claim to talk directly about what is real. All it can claim is to talk in a fashion that is systematically constrained by "the evidence". So it is ultimately a social practice. And its philosophy accepts that. But what a physicist can rightfully say is that s/he is better constrained by the evidence than most of the people who want to waffle on about metaphysical reality, employing half-baked traditional belief systems.
So the real issue here - as I believe Orzel illustrates - is that people take hardline positions on quantum interpretations because they are locked into either/or binary thinking. It must be the case either that wavefunctions are ontic or epistemic - a definite fact of the world, or a useful fiction of the mind. The same with wavefunction collapse. Or in a more general way, either classicality or quantumness is the illusion, the other the truth. Either everything is secretly hard and definite behind the scenes, or it is fuzzy and probabilistic - an eternal spawning confusion.
So there are two familiar alternatives when it comes to existence - actuality vs potentiality, being vs becoming. And a quantum interpretation must settle ultimately into one or other general category.
But why not instead see those two choices as the complementary limits on the notion of existing? Reality is never fully definite, nor fully probabilistic, always somewhere inbetween the static hardness of actuality and the soft fluidity of uncertainty.
So there are two ways of looking at quantum weirdness. Either you can take an internalist perspective - as I do - and see the classical world as a system that confines it and dissipates it. Or you can take an externalist view where quantum weirdness is essentially unconfined and spills out to take over everything. You get people saying the entirety of existence is not just a single giant superposition, but one that branches in unrestrained fashion, growing forever more byzantine.
Now the mathematics of quantum theory doesn't provide any machinery to collapse the wavefunction. So there is nothing in the bare formalism to constrain all the world branching, all the ever-expanding weirdness.
But as Orzel argues, properly speaking, this weirdness applies strictly only to isolated systems - parts of the world that are essentially disconnected from the thermal bulk. To get entanglement and quantum coherence, you have to be dealing with the very small and the very cold. And that takes special equipment. Generally the world is too hot and messy for quantum effects to manifest. The weirdness is always there, but classicality is about it becoming heavily suppressed.
So as I say, actual quantum weirdness can exist only at the very limit of the classical. The wavefunction defines that boundary where hot messy contexuality eventually peters out and all that is left - trapped inside a small and isolated spatiotemporal region - is your fundamental-level indeterminacy.
So yes, indeterminacy exists. We've manufactured it by very careful control over experimental set-ups that produce the level of thermal isolation that permit it to be the case. But to then do the MWI trick of claiming "unconfined isolation" would turn the whole universe into a giant unbroken and coherent superposition is to ignore how the world really is - so hot and messy that indeterminacy is always and everywhere in practice highly confined.
And the corollary is that the same applies to classical reality, the hot and messy bit. It doesn't have hard solid existence in the way that conventional materialist metaphysics imagines. It is everywhere and always that tiny bit quantum and indeterminate.
And the whole shebang has evolved. At the Big Bang, the Universe was basically in a generalised quantum state. It was 99.999% quantum, only fractionally classical. And now that the Universe is so cool and large, it has become 99.999% classical - at least at the scale we care about, the interactions between big and still warm lumps of mass. This is the era of the hot and messy.
Roll forward to the Heat Death and the balance shifts back to the quantum pole of existence. The contents of the Universe will only be describable in terms of a black-body quantum fizzle of ultra-cold photons being emitted by the cosmic information horizons.
From a MWI point of view, calling the Heat Death a multiplicity of worlds in superposition would be like comparing scrambled bags of sand. Technically you might claim every back to represent some unique possible state or arrangement of sand grains/quantum events. But in fact every bag is just another bag in a way that makes no useful difference. Every bag of sand world is unexcitingly similar due to the thermal inevitabilty imposed by the second law.
So my view is that this is the best metaphysical basis for interpretation - the real and possible are not two categories, one of which must be made to stick, but instead they represent the complementary bounds that form existence. The classical and the quantum mark the two ends of a spectrum. That means neither reality nor possibility are going to be 100% pure states.
And yet all interpretations try to force the issue and give an absolute categorisation in terms of various binaries. That is why all of the interpretations seem to be saying something right, yet none of them could ever get it all right because of the way they go about striving after a single definite metaphysical categorisation.
But now that quantum theory is being married to thermodynamics and information theory, now that it is importing a proper systems ontology in which you can model the kind of contextuality and scale effects that I'm talking about, things seem to be getting somewhere.
That is why I am a fan of decoherence even if I don't go along with the fanatical MWI view which wants to treat actual decoherence as a 100% illusion (resulting in completely unconfined superpositions), whereas I say that in our hot and messy classical reality, decoherence is pretty real in being only 0.0001% - or some sensible fraction - an ontic illusion.
So I would be an effective realist about both the collapse and wavefunction issue. Determinacy can approach 100% at one end of the scale, indeterminacy can approach 100% at the other. And neither in fact every completely rules. If we are going to construct a metaphysics of existence, then the fact that everything is always a messy mix, some balance on a spectrum, becomes the new foundation for interpretations.