• Baden
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    Number 2! :DSapientia

    I concur. (As long as it's a wood pigeon.)
  • Agustino
    2.9k

    Is Borat right? Do you need a big hram to be a great leader? :-O
  • Sapientia
    1.7k


    ordo1o7px9vwy908.jpg

    Mmmmmm...

    Wouldn't mind me a piece of that...
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  • m-theory
    890
    Having trouble thinking of a good name for your penis?
    Try the penis name generator.

    I named my penis Funky Flesh Lord.
  • Agustino
    2.9k
    >:O I think that must be a model of Trump's hram at a 1:1000 scale
  • Agustino
    2.9k
    @Benkei You're from the Netherlands right mate?

    Who the hell is Sylvie Meis? >:O
  • Bitter Crank
    1.8k
    A horse wrote a limerick so coarse,
    it offended the cops on the force.
    Philosophers insisted they hear—
    Smutty words make them smirk and leer.
    Too bad when cops arrested the steed
    he neighed and prudently swallowed his screed.
  • John
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    This reminds me of the bad old joke about the sea captain's new cabin boy.

    He came to the sea captain's cabin to learn of his duties. After explaining them, the sea captain indicated the porthole and suggested that the new cabin boy should 'Take a look at the whales of the sea, boy'.

    When the cabin boy went over to look out the porthole, the captain came up behind him, whipped down his trousers and jammed his mighty cock right up the cabin boy's arse, upon which the cabin boy let out a terrible groan.

    "Don't worry, boy, said the sea captain, it was just a roll of the ship".

    " I though it was a roll of lino" said the cabin boy.
  • John
    2.1k


    Awesome, would be good if it also gruesome, no?
  • m-theory
    890

    I think I heard about this in the news.
    At some point I believe those girls will start peeing on each other and/or him.
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